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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:14

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How effective will the Senate-passed bill, S. 4569, the Take It Down Act, which would criminalize the publication of non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) be?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…